Translator notes:
This was very difficult to translate, as there were a number of errors in both the kanji and romanji. In the end, I ended up going with the fansub where possible and mixing the romanji and kanji. There may still be errors present.
[1] The words in parenthesis were from the fansub noted below.
[2] Puru is the sound effect for a stifled laugh.
[3] This is a pun that really can't be translated directly into English.
[4] Saigou is probably a reference to Saigou Takamori, a.k.a. "The Great Saigou." For more info, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saigo_Takamori.
[5] This is a sound effect of working.
[6] The word transliterated is Mandela. About all I could find was former South African leader Nelson Mandela and his wife Winnie. It's more likely to be a mandala. For information on this, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandala.
[7] Possibly a reference to Imelda Marcos. For more info, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda
[8] The last word here, ohiisama, can refer to a great grandmother or a great grandfather.
[9] Losing one's legs is a metaphor for losing one's balance due to surprise.
[10] Hillary could be a number of people. Visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary for more info.
[11] Dosukoi is a sumo exclamation.
[12] This is most likely a reference to the manga What's Michael? For more info, visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Michael%3F As far as I could tell, dossei is a nonsense word.
[13] Another name that could be one of thousands of people.
[14] Literally, a body engulfed in fire, usually in a cremation ceremony.
partially translated from fansub (link below); rest is self-translated