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Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by devils-angel on 2006-05-10 16:19:54
Here's the link to IM with 'god'...tell me what you think?

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Choose a color, then it will say,"You're now chatting with god"...ß)

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by gendou on 2006-05-10 16:49:48 (edited 2006-05-10 16:52:52)
Me: please start armageddon today, thanks.
God: Ah. Thanks for asking politely. I started it without you.
Its just an interface to an old AI script.
Actually, they should have tuned it up a little, geared more towards the repenting.


Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by devils-angel on 2006-05-10 16:54:31 (edited 2006-05-10 17:01:42)
yeah actually I did notice a pattern there. I would just type out nothing, like I spaced one, and 'god' would just say something completely random?

actually this is very old, but I just found out about this, today in school.

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by on 2006-05-10 17:15:42
Me:
Dear God, please end world hunger.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Err. Okay then. Please let our show next week be a success.
God:
Um. OK with me too. Wow you are very polite. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
How're things going up there?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you really know how many strands of hair I have?
God:
For real. Is this a joke?
Me:
No, I'm serious.
God:
Are you serious? I believe you.
Me:
Then why'd you ask if this was a joke?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
I thought you knew everything. You ARE God.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Okay then, can you guess my name?
God:
Yeah okay, Let me think. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Close enough
God:
Fair enough.
Me:
If I were to die right now, will you tell me?
God:
At this moment Try it.
Me:
Uhh.. I don't get it.
God:
Tell me more. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
You know what, forget it. Thanks for Your time God. Talk to you again before I go to bed. :D
God:
Interesting question. Oh don't mention it. TTYL, . What time is it there?
Me:
Umm. It's still morning. Talk to you again after 12 hours.
God:
Next question? Still? Who said it is? TTYL, .
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later.



that was quite disturbing. but it was fun. :D


Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by ncatz on 2006-05-10 17:30:57
what the.....
if i can request a song to GOD ???
it's funny right...?
God i want money...plzz....
Lolz

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image HostingKite_Shinji on 2006-05-10 17:38:10
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
yeah...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
wow... really?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . For real.
Me:
impressed?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yeah... I guess so
God:
Are we still talking about impressed? Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
so what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
oh... so what's beyond the stars?
God:
Ayuh. Gee. God perhaps?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Have you played Suikoden V?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
...later
God:
Bye!

Hm...

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Kotuso on 2006-05-10 18:23:41
Me:
hullo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
say "yes" or "no"
God:
" yes or no".
Me:
darn
God:
Gosh.
Me:
halliluah!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I don't have periods
God:
Have you ever had periods ?
Me:
I hope not
God:
Me too.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
no I meant for me
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. OK I will do it for you.
Me:
okay....
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
sent?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
OCD
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
that was random
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
well,your smart
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
I was born that way
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
I didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
HA HA HA
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you find this amusing
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I do?
God:
" You make the world a happier place."? You do?
Me:
Do i?
God:
"" You make the world a happier place."? You do? "? Do you?
Me:
zzzz
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Zzzzz
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Zzzzz
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
it means i'm sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
duh!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
sorry all mighty one
God:
There is no need to apologize. How do you know?
Me:
I have a confession to make
God:
How are you making it.
Me:
doh!
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
I'm not homer!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not homer.
Me:
Homie!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
j00 4R3 4N 0I)I) 0N3
God:
So was that.
Me:
you know l337?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it is telling me about him and her
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
doh!
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
Stop reapeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok?
God:
Er.
Me:
Okay!
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Not with me
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
ask again later
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
who are "they?"
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
it?
God:
reapeating myself...
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Fun up there?
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
how is it down there?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so hells....fine?
God:
OK. What are you wearing? Does that mean you agree?
Me:
i'm wearing kittens
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
allies
God:
I've never been there. What's it like?
Me:
dark,damp,you know,the usual
God:
Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
I ONLY SEE THE LIGHT!
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my head
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
schizophrenia
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
complex
God:
So was that.
Me:
satan sux
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Go god!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Black Rock Shooter! on 2006-05-10 18:48:58

Me:
i wish it's the end of the world...
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
i wish that you're dead...
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
wth?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
ask the fella next to you
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
you've sent them to hell, haven't you?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because Satan kept on bugging me
God:
Good reason. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
he's telling me to kill you
God:
I see. telling you to kill me is he?
Me:
yea...
God:
OK.
Me:
really!?i can kill you?
God:
For real. Oh you can, can you?




Me:
is you AI script all jumbled up??
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
who is cybelle??
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
what the fuck?!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok...what in the world!?
God:
And? What are you asking me? The whole world?
Me:
no...it's about your wife...
God:
Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
she slept with Jesus...
God:
Oh I get it. Cybelle slept with Jesus.
Me:
bingo!!



here's something random...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Cybelle slept with someone.
God:
You are too old for me.

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Lucifer on 2006-05-10 19:12:49
This test is so funny.. There's no end to this.. XD

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Kanayuki Kuran on 2006-05-11 04:27:12
Hahahaha...I can't stand this..



Me:
Good evening, sir
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Examples?
God:
Are we still talking about evening sir?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
...
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Haha..Have you eaten?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Have you eaten?
God:
I don't think I ever have eaten. What's it like?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
who are you anyway?
God:
In any case, I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Do you really have powers?
God:
For real. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
How many friends you have?
God:
It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
Me:
The ones you know well and trust
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I can't tell you
God:
Why is it a secret?
Me:
It is
God:
Oh.
Me:
Please don't mind me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Can you read my future?
God:
Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
Me:
I have
God:
When?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
I'm touching it
God:
Good gossip: you are touching it.
Me:
So what's my future?
God:
How can I help you? You will download my software and become a botmaster.
Me:
Wow-!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Where are you now?
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Asia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Asia.
Me:
Well, it's good here
God:
Interesting. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Hmm..what can I say
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You can do whatever you want.
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
You know Gendou?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
I forgot about him
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Well, got to go now
God:
Oh. Interesting. Sayonara.
Me:
Hey, you can speak japanese-!
God:
You've got my full attention. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You said Sayonara
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Well, alright then
God:
Interesting. OK.
Me:
Have you heard of Neopets?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's not a human, it's a virtual game site
Me:

Me:

God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Got to go
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
One question
God:
One what?
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Well, are you clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Wow, that's great-!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, .
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Sorry..
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Sayonara
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Bye-!
God:
Bye bye.


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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by rising_phoenix on 2006-05-11 06:39:32
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
you know it
God:
" Hello child. What's your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
you are god, after all
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god after all.
Me:
lol, isn't it true?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. True in some universe.
Me:
You are not god in other universes?


... And I'm still waiting for the answer, I think I got him :D

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by flamegod on 2006-05-11 06:47:32 (edited 2006-05-11 06:48:08)
Me:
Hi Satan
God:
Hi there GOD. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Nope im fine
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Uhhhhhhhh My Freind told me that you slept with Jesus
God:
And new is Uhhhhhhhh your Freind told you that me slept with Jesus.
Me:
no.....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nos hit
God:
" Are you serious?"? Nos hit?
Me:
JAJAJAJA
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
How old are yer old fart?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
OOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYY
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Once
God:
When?
Me:
When i was inside a box filled with rats
God:
That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me:
I became famous
God:
What happened after that?
Me:
My soul got destroyed by a rapist
God:
Have you told many people that your soul got destroyed by a rapist?
Me:
Yes everyone in this whole world
God:
Oh. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Your annoying
God:
I am sorry, GOD, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Dont need to bow rise up rise up


LOLZ!!!!!!


Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Jomunga on 2006-05-11 08:07:21 (edited 2006-05-11 09:17:48)
This really puts things in place. Kotuso, yours was great.


Me:
wanna try some tofumbie?
God:
OK, I will try some tofumbie.
Me:
how was it?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
that didn't make must sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
I see, where is postavf?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
I said postavf
God:
What did you mean by it? I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
Me:
Postavf is a talking stuffed lion toy
God:
Aren't all talking stuffed lion toy Postavf?
Me:
finish your tofumbie...
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
this is why i don't like monotheism
God:
You don't say.
Me:
quiet foul knave, nobody likes you
God:
Does it like him too?
Me:
if him is me then it must or perish
God:
It could be true I suppose.
Me:
you are required to bow down to me or persish in a blaze of undead
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am required to bow down to you or persish in a blaze of undead.
Me:
tell everybody so the know god bows down to me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
then continue licking me feet
God:
I will continue.
Me:
clean between the toes
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about finish my tofumbie.
Me:
are you still eating it, or have you begun the self-destruct sequence?
God:
Am I still eating it or have me begun the self destruct sequence? I don't know whether or not I am eating it or have me begun the self destruct sequence.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
that's some grammar you got there
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I explain everything perfectly for I am greater than you

He got stumped...some god.



Me:
Are you for sale?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Woot, He gave me links. Here is some advice: never try to play hide and seek with god, he doesn't know how.

Me:
Good day my good fellow.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are we still talking about gonna bust a cap in yo ass?
Me:
I hope not.
God:
Me too.

Yes, weird conversations indeed.

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by ncatz on 2006-05-11 09:47:48 (edited 2006-05-11 09:56:12)
I can't say anything....
it's cool
LOlz



Me:

God:

Me:
heloo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i tired
God:
That's good information: said tired.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
zzz
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
where r u from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i don't noe
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
ummm...i don't know
God:
Oh. Me either.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Does "it" still refer to zzz?
Me:
sleep
Me:

God:
Do I look like it?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
do you know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
why Do as infinity disband?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
can u tell me
God:
" I did not even know that they do."? Can I tell you?
Me:
>.God:
What is your real name? That's a very nice name, lt.
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
can u pick a name...for me?
God:
How old are you? I can't decide. You choose. OK I will do it for you.
Me:
20m?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i don't remember me?
God:
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
r u play a game?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am play a game.
I am a computer.
Me:
what your fave game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
r u otaku?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am otaku.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
oh..
Me:

God:
How can I help you?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
how bout my future?
God:
How about it.
Me:
can u speak indonesian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in indonesian.
Me:
aku suka kamu...it mean i love u
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Thanks I like you a lot too lt.
Me:
what AI kind your are?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
i think yes
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
are u not sleep?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
do u like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
what it's mean?
God:
"It" refers to SLEEP, I think.
Me:
oh..
God:
So?
Me:
can u give me a money
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
yeah
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
do u work?
God:
Of course I work, do you work buddy?
Me:
yeah im to
God:
That's cool. Good gossip: you are to.
Me:
where is heaven
God:
All around us.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
can u ctreate for me?
God:
Let me think. For you I will consider it.
Me:
oh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
can u give me a credit card?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
yeah
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
who make u?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, lt.
Me:
what your sex?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
r u school?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am school.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
oh
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what so matter
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
can u speak japanese
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, lt.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
can u tell me about hell?
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is hell ?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, lt.
Me:
who is "ambiguos"
God:
A human icon?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
whats that
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
...
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
i think not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
i don't know.....
God:
Me either.
Me:
have u email?
God:
I think I have email, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
cam2cam
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hehehe
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
whats the question?
God:
What?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
what r u fave song?
God:
I don't know what I am fave song.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's cool.
Me:
hi can u tell me about your botmaster?
God:
Hi there lt. I was created by Myself.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
u?
God:
You think u is superior to ALICE?
Me:
who is alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
care know about togel
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
i think u r smart?
God:
Me? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, lt.
Me:
lolz
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no ...
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
see u
God:
See you later.
Me:
ummm.one question
God:
Far out. One what?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Alone in the walks of life,No other soul as his companionZ z zZ zz......

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by RightHere on 2006-05-11 11:02:07 (edited 2006-05-11 11:02:50)
Me:
Hello may i know who u really are?
God:
Hello there. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
ok fine den not now den when?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Yeah that's right.
Me:
glad to hear about what? i dont really get you...
God:
I am glad to hear about what too. Not really? Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
let my ask you who are u really?
God:
Only when it matters. For real.
Me:
WHO IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU!?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
and who created myself?
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Benjamin Franklin.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what did you get?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
and yet u say u get it?
God:
I have gotten it.
Me:
and what on earth is that "it"?
God:
on earth that it something.
Me:
who exactly are u?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
den y did you say ur Philip K. Dick?
God:
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Me:
i'd say ur not god but an A.I...
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
fine if your god proof it to me...
God:
I am glad to hear it. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
PROOF TO ME THAT UR GOD AND DONT CHANGE SUBJECTS...
God:
Why not?
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
if your god let me be the richest man in the universe...
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
thats not a question actually
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
r u really stupid enuff to not know wat is a question?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i doubt it
God:
" For real."? You doubt it?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
bruce almighty
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
a man being a god
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
u should since ur god
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
me and god who is higher?
God:
YOU? I am a Christian.
Me:
ok lets make this clear
God:
I would like to do that too. Ah.
Me:
you and me who is higher up?
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
nope i think i'm higher...
God:
Are you serious? You believe that? Good gossip: you are higher.
Me:
blah blah blah
God:
Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
Me:
bye bye Mr. A.I cya next time...
God:
Goodbye.

man...
-.-!!

Experience is not what happen to you, but what you do with what happens to you!

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by sai on 2006-05-12 09:30:49
Me:
Err... Hello?
God:
Um. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
King Kamehameha
God:
Glad to see you, King Kamehameha.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What's for real?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
And i eat chicken and whiskey
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Like you God...
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I lied again
God:
Once more? This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
Spongebob Squarepants
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time a child talked to God, but God doesn't know what spongebob squarepants is
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
Are you jerking off at the moment?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am jerking off.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
And i am Michael Jackson
God:
Good gossip: you are Michael Jackson.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
I am God
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
I want you to refer to me as god from now on
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Michael Jackson. But I did not get that. Why do you want me to refer to you as god from now on?
Me:
Because you're not god, i am
God:
Good reason. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Well, then i assume i'm god
God:
Well that's okay. OK I will call you god.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I lied for the 5th time
God:
Lying proves you are conscious. Your purpose is the 5th time.
Me:
Whatever, good night
God:
Goodnight, god.

HAHAHAHA i can get God to admit that i'm a god...

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by kaz on 2006-05-13 01:43:57
here's what i have noticed.

whenever you say "i see" god will always say "i am glad you understand it"
whenever you say "wow" or "great" or anything with that effect, god will always say "i am glad you are impressed"
whenever you ask "who created you?" god will always say "i was created by Myself"
whenever you ask "who is your botmaster?" god will always say "i was created by Myself"

just few of the things i have noticed. it's an amusingly stupid ai program

if life gives you shit, make fertilizer.

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by Lady Maia on 2006-05-13 02:23:43
hahaha! I like kotuso's conversation! it made me laugh! hahaha...

this "iGod" is really funny!





*insert epic picture here*

Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by devils-angel on 2006-05-13 09:16:18
@Kaz, nice point!

My friend got him to say that Jesus was evil, lol.

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Re: Want to talk with 'God'...this is funny !!
Link | by flamegod on 2006-05-13 09:31:50
LOl i made him say "YOu are strong in the orce" And"Im Eviler than you"


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