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ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting the 'papermaster' on 2006-06-06 13:53:36 (edited 2006-06-26 10:25:11)
i want to make a thread....here, we take characters from any anime, and then we make them do silly things that they wouldnt normally do !!!

let the madness begin!!

you can post images as well

(this is a game....the four post rule doesnt apply here, post freely)


ill begin:


-shinji comes gendou's office in wearing asuka's red plug suit-

(shinji)
hey pops, i just wanted to give you your fathers day gift

(gendou)
*looks at shinji* what are you wearing?

(shinji)
this?....i borrowed it from asuka...dont i look fabulous?

(gendou)
im a good father,im a good father,im a good father,im a good father,.....

(shinji)
i baked you these cupcakes for fathers day

(gendou)
*lies in a fetal position* IM A GOOD FATHER,IM A GOOD FATHER,IM A GOOD FATHER,IM A GOOD FATHER,IM A GOOD FATHER,IM A GOOD FATHER....

(shinji)
*walks out of office....sees asuka* (to asuka) cool!! i broke his brain!!

(asuka)
lets get misato next


*a scream from the office can be heard 'IM A GOOD FATHER!!!'....then a gunshot is heard from gendou's office*

(shinji and asuka)
-_-'....lets get the hell outta here....


(i made this outta nowhere....no offense to Gendou)

READ OR DIE !!!!...83(4lJ53 l{N()VVl_3l)63 15 l*()VV32 !!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by GameFreak619 on 2006-06-06 16:21:59
LOL nice post! can you make more?


Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by robin on 2006-06-06 17:44:45
i petting a cat
i am in someone else's house
then all of a sudden
the cat bits my hand
it's sucking my blood
it grows
it grows some more
then it ate me
i was living inside until
the acids got me

the end
if you like and want some more please e-mail me at
moonsilver122@yahoo.com

*i suck i have no idea how to put a picture here*

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting the 'papermaster' on 2006-06-06 19:25:14
-vash and knives are talking to each other in therapy-




(vash)
why are you so evil?

(knives)
because the human race is scum

(vash)
why do you hate them so?

(knives)
because they are greedy

(vash)
why do ypou want to kill them all

(knives)
thats simple...

(vash)
and whys that?

(knives)
duh!...look at my name....im bound to be evil....

(vash)
-_-....thats not what i meant

READ OR DIE !!!!...83(4lJ53 l{N()VVl_3l)63 15 l*()VV32 !!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by devils-angel on 2006-06-06 20:59:11
Gendou is really spelled Gendo, without the "U". Humm, lemme try!

Kagome: InuYasha, do you love me? or do you love that other women, Kikyo?

Kikyo: *hiding behind tree*...

InuYasha: WHAT! What are you talking about women! What is this then....

*shows family portrait*

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Kagome: O.O!!!!!! WHOTF is that!!!!!

InuYasha: wha'da'ya mean...!?

*looks at portrait of Rei Ayanami (hehe...)*

InuYasha: *gulp*!!

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Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting the 'papermaster' on 2006-06-06 21:03:10
@DANGEL ( i spell it the way that i see it on this website )

READ OR DIE !!!!...83(4lJ53 l{N()VVl_3l)63 15 l*()VV32 !!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by imppy on 2006-06-07 08:05:48
I'm currently doing Tsubasa Chronicle SPOOF following their storyline, though it's too long 8( and I don't think it's really funny.

I'll just copy paste a part of it:

(this happened in the 1st episode where Sakura and Syaoran are on a walk)

*Sakura and Li went out for walk*
Syaoran: "What's with the hood?"
Sakura: "Oh, well, I wear this to cover my identity."
Syaoran: "What, you're spider-man, or something?"
Sakura: "Who's that?"
Syaoran: "Nothing."
Sakura: "Anyway, you know I've been sneaking out of the castle so I can hang out with you, even though I'm not suppose to."
Syaoran: "You demon!"
Sakura: "Yes, I am. But it's really nice to hang out with you ever since we are kids. And we--"
Syaoran: "Hey, look, a green, unripe apple. Your favorite, remember?"
Sakura: "Ooh yes, I always love unripe fruits."
*Sakura grabs the green apple from the vendor. Her hood went down, revealing her head.*
Seller: "OMFG! The Princess is stealing my unripe apple!"
*Then a large crowd surrounded them murmuring about the Princess*
Sakura: "......Will you shut the **** up! I only touched the damn apple! ****ing peasants."
Syaoran: "You know you should really pay up for that."
Sakura: "NO! The apple is mine! It's MINE!"
???: "There she is!"
Sakura: "Oh, ****. The choppers, the jig is up."
*Sakura raises her hands on the air*
Syaoran: "What are you doing?"
Sakura: "I'm getting arrested."
Syaoran: "Told ya you should pay up for that."
Sakura: "Will you just grab my hand and run away for it?!"
Syaoran: "Sure."
*Syaoran grabs her hand and runs away."
Syaoran: "Wow, you're so light that you're floating already."


Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by devils-angel on 2006-06-07 14:17:06
@papermaster, yeah Gendou on this site, and the real Gendou Ikari have two different spelling, but I guess it makes no difference. ^_^

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Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting the 'papermaster' on 2006-06-09 10:42:00
another one:

(shinji, asuka, and rei are having a conversation)

shinji: do you guys like anime?

asuka:who doesnt?

rei:....

shinji:what about you,rei?

rei: do you like anime,ikari?

shinji:ummmm....yes

rei:then i like anime as well

asuka: youre nothing but a doll!!

rei:......

shinji:rei is not a doll!!

rei: if ikari says that im not a doll, then im not a doll

shinji and asuka: -_-'

READ OR DIE !!!!...83(4lJ53 l{N()VVl_3l)63 15 l*()VV32 !!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by h4xordude on 2006-06-10 19:30:39
Here's two Eva ones I just came up with on the spot.

#1
-Sachiel, the third angel has just appeared-

Sachiel(roars): TROGDOR!!!!

Gendou: Oh no! he's going to burninate the town!!! Launch the Evas!

END

#2
-Shinji staring at the giant cloud rei thing in End of Eva-

Shinji: whoa, I have GOT to lay off the white stuff.... hey dad, got anything for this?

-in eva unit 1's hand-
Gendou: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!

END

Beware the quiet people, You don't know their intentions
(small signatures are sooo much cooler since they don't annoy people trying to read through posts!)

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by TenSpot on 2006-06-14 11:55:29
Okay lemme give this a shot.

Scene: Misato's apartment. Misato is drinking a beer... again, wearing her usual "fan-service" outfit... again. Then Asuka walks into the room.
Misato: Hey Asuka, What's up? You lookin for something?
Asuka: Hey Misato, have you seen Wonderboy around lately, I have a bone to pick with him.
Misato: Yeah, I think he's in his room, or somethin'.

Asuka starts to leave the room and head toward Shinji's room. At that point Shinji burst into the room wearing Asuka's panties on his haed.

Shinji: Look at me I'm the 15th angel! FEAR ME!
Misato & Asuka: -.-;;
Asuka: Mein God! You dumkauff! What the hell are you doing!?
Shinji: I'm the 15th angel!
Misato: -.-;;

At this point Asuka pummels the living daylights out of Shinji to the point of which his face is no longer recogniseable.

Shinji: x.x


Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Ryu on 2006-06-14 13:33:47
Sasuke: sakura... i love you
Sakura: r-really you do!
Sasuke: pfffft... heheheh yeah
Sakura: hey whats so funny
Sasuke: well its just that me and naruto have been talking and...we have decided...
Sakura: yes
Sasuke: that we...
Sakura: yeah yeah OUT WITH IT MAN
Sasuke: WE LOVE INO NOW... WE THINK YOUR FOREHEAD IS TOO BIG AND UNATRACTIVE!
Sakura: WHAT!!! NARUTO SASUKE SHANAROU!!!!!!!
Sasuke: RUN AWAY!!!!
Naruto: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

we all learn form pain... the lone wolf walks again. pull the trigger in my soul

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting the 'papermaster' on 2006-06-14 13:37:59
*orochimaru is ready to switch bodies with sasuke

(orochimaru)
is everything ready?

(kabuto)
yes, it is

(orochimaru)
excellent, wheres sasuke?

(kabuto)
he was here a moment ago

(orochimaru)
what?!?!? where in hell did he go?

(kabuto)
well, all i see is a sign that says 'gone fishing'

(orochimaru)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

READ OR DIE !!!!...83(4lJ53 l{N()VVl_3l)63 15 l*()VV32 !!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Ryu on 2006-06-14 14:25:34
* dragon ballz*
Chichi: there is a big feast waiting for you goku i made it with love
Goku: yep ok
Chichi: what do you mean By "yep ok"
Goku: i mean im not hungry
Chichi: your always hungry
Goku: not today
Chichi: YOU WILL EAT AND YOU WILL FORGET DAMN IT
Goku: im going to go watch tv
Chichi: fine who needs you..ill just go tell every one about what happend at the christmas party
Goku: you wouldent
Chichi: i got the tape right here
Goku: not any more KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!! * blows up the tape*
Chichi: damn
Goku: ^_^ i win

we all learn form pain... the lone wolf walks again. pull the trigger in my soul

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket on 2006-06-14 14:38:25 (edited 2006-06-15 11:46:07)
-Team 7 discussing Naruto's whiskers ... and other things-

[Sakura]
Naruto-kun, why do you have whiskers?

[Naruto]
Whiskers?! o_O

[Sasuke]
You have whiskers, you idiot.[Kakashi]Your eyes are also constantly closed. ^_^

[Naruto]
-_-'

[Sakura]
You're eyes are closed again!!

[Naruto]
Well, Sakura-chan, you have pink hair. Explain what ninja has pink hair!

[Sakura]
...

[Sasuke]
I think it's pretty.

[everyone]
o_0

[Sasuke]
Psych! It would have been okay, but the big forehead ruins it all.

[Sakura]
x.x

[Naruto]
Sasuke, YOU have arm warmers.

[Sasuke]
It's a trend. So does Ino.

[Naruto]
You're following a trend of Ino's?! I thought she was trying to follow you...

[Sasuke]
....Well MAYBE I'm original! Maybe YOU'RE just jealous of me! LEAVE ME ALONE!! T_T :runs away:

[Kakashi]
Such great potential, and yet so emo. What a shame.

[Naruto]
WHAT ABOUT YOU?! YOU CARRY A BOOK CALLED MAKE OUT PARADISE AROUND WITH YOU ALL THE TIME, AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU WEAR A MASK, EVEN WHEN YOU SLEEP!!!!

[Kakashi]
...I'm pretty sexy without my mask you know. :wink wink:

[Naruto]
XP

[Kakashi]
Don't worry. I will only love Iruka... ^_^

[Naruto]
...My sensei is gay... o_O

[Kakashi]
:Is reading Icha Icha Paradise out loud:

[Naruto]
...My sensei is gay...my sensei...is...:continues mumbling:

[Sakura]
Sasuke-kun ran away, our sensei is gay... What am I to do?!
...Fix my hair, of course! :stares in mirror: Is my forehead really that big?


~By me. Don't steal. Lol, I made it up on the spot, sorry if it's too long... XP


Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Ryu on 2006-06-14 14:45:15
Vegeta: im to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts
*goku walks in*
Goku: what the hell are you doing vegeta...and why are you in a man thong
Vegeta: its called a SPEDO and i like it
Goku: you look gay
Vegeta: im not gay
Goku: yes you are... your wearing a thong
Vegeta: IM NOT GAY KAKAROT!!!... QUEER EYE IS ON!!!!
Goku: what... VEGETA YOU ARE A HOMO
Vegeta: FINE YOU CAUGHT ME IM GAY!!!
*bulma over hears*
Bulma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trunks: my father... is....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we all learn form pain... the lone wolf walks again. pull the trigger in my soul

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Asaka on 2006-06-14 14:48:06
(Naruto training while listening to his Ipod)
*kicks a post*
*Jiraiya sneaks behind Naruto and scares him*
*Naruto drops his Ipod and runs away*
*Jiraiya picks up Naruto Ipod and listens to it*
Ipod:I'm a Barbie girl. In a Barbie world.....

I LOVE YOU UCHIHA SASUKE!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by See ya! on 2006-06-14 15:20:15
*Have you ever noticed how repetitive InuYasha is? Example:*

InuYasha: WIND SCARRRR!!!!!!!!
Naraku: Bwa ha ha ha! That was a fake body! I shall eat the hottest guy in this anime now! (Bankotsu)
Miroku: Well, everybody, it's lucky we're all alive... *rubs Sango's butt*
Sango: *slaps* You pervert!
Shippo: *turns in disgust* InuYasha! Kikyou is in danger! *shock*
InuYasha: NOOOOOOOOO!! Sesshomaru, what are you doing to her?!
Sesshomaru: *walks off*
Kagome: *depressed* INUYASHA, I'M GOING HOME!!!!
InuYasha: Fine, I'm not gonna stop you...
Miroku: Wait! I sense an aura! An evil aura! What could it mean?
InuYasha: The smell of blood and DEMONS!! Oh, no!
Kagome: Let's get it InuYasha!
Sango: Kagome, aren't you sick?
Kagome: *shifty eyes* Umm... yes! Cough COUGH!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by Asaka on 2006-06-14 21:16:59
-Naruto walks out of a store holding a Red Bull-
Naruto:Red Bull gives you wings!!!......?
*Naruto drinks Red Bull*
-Sasuke walks out of store holding Red Bull-
*Naruto is waiting for Red Bull to kick in*
Sasuke:Red Bull gives you winds huh?
*Sasuke drinks Red Bull*
*Sasuke gets (hand) wings and flys off*
Sasuke:Haha you dumba**
Naruto:I HATE YOU SASUKE!!!
Sasuke:*evil laugh*
Naruto:...........
*Naruto looks at Red Bull can*
*Naruto reads outloud*
Naruto:Red Bull gives you wings! Non-kyuubi compatible
Naruto:-.-'
*Naruto: .........NARUTO ONDO!!!!

I LOVE YOU UCHIHA SASUKE!!!

Re: ANIME SPOOFS UNLEASHED !!!! *read first post*
Link | by ARCSHIKI®Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting on 2006-06-14 22:57:39
SCENE:- orochimaru VS 3rd Hokage sarutobi

*after sarutobi activated 4th hokage's secret jutsu, he got stabbed by kusanagi, orichimaru's sword*

(orochimaru)*smile evily with pain*: give up old man....

(sarutobi)*lookin Orichimaru with sharp eye*: ughh..never..

*Shinigami get closer to orochimaru*

(sarutobi):for...the sake...of..ko..konoha village...I can't let you...

(Orochimaru):*moving his finger to control his sword to thrust more deeply*:[what the..he still..got that..much..chakra left...]

(sarutobi):it... doesnt matter...I will die anyway.. because of this jutsu..

*As shinigami pull orochimaru soul*

(orochimaru):AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(sarutobi):its look..like...I can't take the whole soul....damn it..but with this..you can't....have $@*....a..nymore...

*Shinigami cut the soul with knife and eat the soul*

(orochimaru):AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(sarutobi):yokataa(~_~)...you can't... live like ninja again..*collapse*

(Orochimaru):NNNOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOoooOOOoo...NOT MY POONYYYYYYYYYYYY...

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