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Sasuke: Sakura will you marry me? Sakura: No i wanna marry Lee. Rock lee: Eww.. I dont want to marry you I want to marry Hinata! Naruto: Nooo.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! way hinata is my girl! Kiba: You both are wrong! Hinata loves me! Hinata: I do? Ino: Hey Lee.. * blows kiss * Shikamaru: I thought you love me! Ino: Huh? Who will ever like you? Sasuke: Wait then, who likes me? Tenten: I do sasuke! Neji: Wow, have all these people gone insane?? Btw, can I have Sakura to be mine? This one is a really good one.. It's funny and really, really insane.. I'll go with others.. You can make some in this thread! I'll be waiting for a new one! Hehehe..^^  Yondaime: (Wearing fashion sunglasess and singing with a mike) All ppl everywhere, everybody wants to wear my PLAYBOY phylosophy.. They wanna be just like me. <3 Everybody wants to have my style, all the girls know my name. I'm the natural PLAYBOY.. I'm the natural PLAYBOY.. I don't think that there's rule necesscary.. Feel free to put your comment and give other "what would naruto chara never say" in this thread.. ^^ Have fun!  |
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let's see... for Naruto, Naruto:i'm giving up my search for Sasuke Naruto:i'm giving my dream to be a Hokage for Sasuke, Sasuke:i'm giving up on my revenge on Itachi for Ero Sennin, Ero Sennin:i'm getting bored at looking at the ladies...time for me to look at men... for Chouji, Chouji:i'm giving away the last chip... for Shikamaru, Shikamru:doing all those difficult tasks is not that troublesome... for Lee, Lee: finally i mastered some ninjitsu! that's all i can rake outta my mind... |
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Sasuke -- ...Naruto, I'm gay. Naruto -- Me too, Sasuke. Sasuke and Naruto -- *looks at each other* Naruto -- So...who do you think I should go for, Shikamaru or Neji? Sasuke -- I like Neji...take Shikamaru. Naruto -- How about we share Neji and let me take Shikamaru? Sasuke -- ...if I get Lee... Naruto -- Deal! ^^ Neji -- *overheard* OMG...who should I pick, Lee? Naruto or Sasuke? Lee -- Pick Naruto, I get Sasuke. Tenten -- ...this isn't normal... ~ Orochimaru -- I've always wanted to be Sasuke's boyfriend... ^.^< Jiraiya -- I dream of Tsunade every night... o.o Tsunade -- I've always wanted to get married to Kakashi... X3 Kakashi -- Itachi is hot. Itachi -- I like Sakura. Sakura -- SASUKE IS MINE YOU BIG EVIL PEDOPHILE!!! *beats Orochimaru* Sasuke -- ...*sigh* Let's get out of here, Ino. Ino -- Yeah, I have a date with Neji... Sasuke -- O______O;;; Hu-wa...? |
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hmm..this is kinda hard...but ok..ill try.. Jiraya: nyahahahah! i like peeping boys bathing! nyahahahah! Tsunade: waaaahhh! jiraya doesnt peek on me anymore! waaaa! 3rd hokage: dont protect the village! protect me! im old and clumsy! and im the hokage! protecttt mee!! itachi: if u wanna kill me...your best friend..you..mustt....marry!! Kiba: hey akamaru! wen will u get off my head?youve been there all day! no food for you 2day! naruto: argh! ill never eat another ramen again! it tastes aweful! arrrghhh!  |
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Sasuke:guys i just noticed something....Narutos a blonde... Naruto:ahhahahaha, you know hes faking it, my hair is pink Sakura:im the blonde one, what are you talking about!? Kakashi:Sasuke, you should dye your hair, its turning all gray Sasuke:Well I wouldnt be talking Mr.Blue hair! Naruto:Believe it! yeah it was pretty random, made up on the spot. heh.   |
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This is easy... Naruto: Go, Pikachu! Use thunderbolt! Sasuke: My gundam has EMP shielding, electricity won't damage it. Sakura: Don't worry Naruto, I've got your back. Gabumon, digivolve into something bigger than a gundam! Kakashi: Ka-me-ha-me-HA!...Now you're ALL dead!
Wise Man says: "Take a dog off its leash and it will wander."
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Naruto- "Screw being a ninja, accounting is the way for me!" "DON'T believe it!" Sakura- "Naruto, I've gotten past my annoying superiority complex, please love me!" "How the hell did my hair turn pink? Sasuke- "...I'm not gay..." "I suppose dwelling on the fact that my entire clan was massacred right in front of me is really futile in the end. After all, killing my brother wont bring my parents back. Now to focus on the future!" Kakashi- "...Sasuke's not gay..." "You know, I've never thought about it but, isn't implanting my best friend's eye into MY eye socket kind of gross?" Lee- "Who's Bruce Lee?" "You've forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic Retreat! (runs away screaming) Orochimaru- "Biting little boys is wrong." "My mission in life is to give aids BACK to the monkeys." Itachi- "Sasuke, I am REALLY sorry I slaughtered everybody you knew in front of you...need a hug?" "If I could be accused of anything it's loving too much. Loving to death as a matter of fact!" Garra- "Killing is such a positive thing!" "Chicks dig the sand pot."
You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy. The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible.
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Hinata:  you little *bleep* !!! I'm gonna kill you and then *bleep* your sorry azz! --- Ochimaru: (sp?): My turn my turn!!!! *hitting kakashi* Kakashi: It's mine get your own!!! Ochimaru: Noo!! I wanna see! Kabuto: It doesn't fair at all!! I want to see it to!! :hokage comes out and yells: Hokage: Stop reading Icha Icha Paradaise! |
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Sakura: "I will kill you Sasuke" Hinata: "f**k you" don't know just thought of something weird >< |
