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Funny Anime Quotes
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OK, this thread is inspired by another thread:fav anime quotes....but in this thread only funny quotes are apply :) Anyone who hav any funny quotes, be welcomed to post it here~ Arigatou gozaimasu~~ 
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Some good ones that I've heard are from random anime (most of them I can't even recall). "If you don't have anything nice to say...say it louder." (Regarding Ninja romance) "Once you go black, you never go back...ALIVE!!" "You're so fruity you could cure scurvy." "You consider it honorable to serve your lord. Although, is it really honorable to serve your lord when your lord is a f###-stick?" (Regarding murder) "I consider each possible victim an opportunity to spread my positive love for killing!" "I'm not short...you're all just giants." "You've forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat!" (runs away screaming) "Dating is like prostitution. only you don't always get what you paid for." "Bombs don't kill people. Explosions kill people."
You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy. The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible.
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Gatekeepers Sailor,"Are you soldier?" General Machine,"No, I am general." Sailor,"Jjjesus!" Why funny? Because the japanese voice actors said these lines in english.  |
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Well, There were a couple from the Burn up Excess! dub (Which is supprisingly good, I'm not one to choose dubs over subs normally, but I do with this one) "Well, here's the scoopy poopy!" "Sure, lets play KICK BALL!" *Kicks transvestite in the unmentionables* And from Ghost Stories (Another must-watch-in-dub) "Holy crack addicts!" I suppose that ones really not as funny out of context though |
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Merry..... Christmas! (saying that with a transformation pose, then get thrown out of the window of the second floor) Miu, Ichigo Mashimaro Watching that scene really cracks me up... XD |
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From El-Hazard: Mr Fujisawa (after seeing a strange creature walk past him and Makoto): You...you saw it too?!? I thought I had the dts! Mr Fujisawa (after hearing a woman scream): Oh shit! Someone else is out of alcohol! Fushigi Yugi: Miaka: BEEEWWWBBBIIIEEESSS!!! Azumanga Daioh: Kimura-sensei (asked why he became a high school teacher): BEKUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GRLZ N STUFF!!!  
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by Christina x3
on 2006-10-10 16:01:49
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I-I can't hold it in anymore... -Naruto (that episode where he was in desperate need for bathroom) |