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on 2007-01-28 01:29:02 (edited 2007-01-28 01:33:14)
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I decided to start at thread so I can share with all of you some of the more colorful emails I receive, and my equally colorful responses to them. This first guy was banned for insulting my website and being a general ass in the forum: 1. Gendou.com is a private website. You have no rights on my personal website, any more than you would trespassing on my personal property. This guy or girl has some of the most creative spelling I have ever seen:2. You were the one who was rude and inconsiderate in the chat, not I. 3. The only way to be unbanned is to follow the directions on the ban message. 4. If you think I am abusing my powers, you can go make your own website and ban me from it, in retaliation. Enjoy. 5. You were banned for violating explicit and clearly presented rules, the consequences of which were made clear and agreed upon by you upon registration. 6. Go away. Was banned during chat for random superficial reasons concerning the issue that I disliked Gendou? Which is untrue and wrongfully accused, this admin at the time of 8:05 EST Jan 27, 2007 announced no reasons except "i'll give him one min and then i'm booting him out". for me typing 2 sentences. This is unreasonable let along downright abuse of powers. please return my account Please write me back when you pass the 4th grade. why was i banned and plz email your ancer at *******@yahoo.com thats the email that i use 
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Funny emails..... LOL! My memory ain't that good...... funny emails, i believed i did receive some before....... if funny is equated to junk, then i believe i do have loads of them.... WAHAHA!!! @gendou: that guy/girl's spelling is really creative.... -ahem!-
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I've seen the first one before but not for the second one . But the second one is really a joke ^O^ , E-Mail him/her back to the e-mail which has been covered by him/herself , lol . And sure do it's a great spelling there , 'ancer' *wondering what grade did he/she get in her English* |
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That really is funny. You join someone's website under their terms and then suddenly you think you have all the rights you do in the real world. Doesn't work like that online.    |
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on 2007-01-28 07:41:12 |
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i like what you wrote for the first one...especially: 4. If you think I am abusing my powers, you can go make your own website and ban me from it, in retaliation. Enjoy. O_o the second one took me awhile to understand...man...what is ancer!?i stared at it for a while to realize it was 'answer' ("-.-). talk about bad spelling... |
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on 2007-01-28 07:53:49 (edited 2007-01-28 07:56:43)
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"why was i banned and plz email your ancer at *******@yahoo.com thats the email that i use" Uhh....yeah, I think Gendou can tell it's the e-mail you use, kind of unneeded info there. Also used the ever popular incorrect net spelling. 'plz', I hate that stuff, taking an extra second to type out the whole word isn't going to kill you. |
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hahahah, funny amils, I got them all the time, but all in spanish.. love the first one that put endou, very funny :P And becasue of the people who are to lazy to write all the words complete, I'm always having trouble to understand things XP You know, I'm not "that" good in english :P   |
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on 2007-01-28 16:33:15 (edited 2007-01-28 16:33:58)
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ahh....makes me proud that I'm annoying just before stepping the borderline, eh? I LOVE following da rules. XD Now that I think of it, maybe I'll dial it down just a TAD bit. XD But what can I say? I'm one HYPER PERSON!! Go Go GENDOU!! XD  |
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Lol, you can say that they were also suffering from gend0wnage and stuff~ I can't wait for more emails to come. How about posting some old yet more funny emails~? Or you must've deleted them already~?  |
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wow that was a laughing riot... haha... ancer eh? XD gee, keep them coming! ^^ 
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on 2007-02-05 11:05:19 (edited 2007-02-09 00:41:13)
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For some odd reason this person replied to the registration confirmation email with their name and occupation. Don't ask my why. thats special. It seems this poor girl has no idea what's going on around her. She was banned for hotlinking despite the giant red warning on the download page, replied without following the directions on the ban message, and for some reason, she seems to think i am some legion of office people waiting to better assist their customers. Strange indeed is the imagination of youth.my name is Rendy....and my job is product desainer.. Thank you for registering for the user name 'lisat' on the Gendou.com Forum! to all LaCruzSae / Raww Le Krueze, This guy is a real jack-ass.you will need to follow the directions on the ban message. i do not omnisciently know your username. my omniscience is reserved for guessing lottery numbers and curing lepers. your sincerEly, all of gendou's staff and admins plus their beloved pet iguanodon sally to gendou's staff / admins, so sorry, hope u can forgive, unbann me please? this incident would repeat again. sorry! your sincerly, LaCruzSae Are you asking me for help taking care of your kid for you? The spelling is great, not to mention the utter stupidity.Cause that's not why I made a website, and I refuse to do it for you. The person who registered this account confirmed that they were over 13. I am not required to comply under COPPA, because my website does not fit this description: "If you operate a commercial Web site or an online service directed to children under 13 that collects personal information from children or if you operate a general audience Web site and have actual knowledge that you are collecting personal information from children, you must comply with the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act." Although it would be easy for me to do (and because I think you're being a rude prick), I refuse on principal to delete this account. The owner of the email tear_jkr@yahoo.com (which you obviously have access to) can get the password and delete the account themselves. Take responsibility for your own damn kid. Oh, and learn to speak English properly and politely. Greetings, I am the parent of Sharyah Reanne Derenoff and have not in any capacity given my permission to my daughter Sharyah for this account. This e-mail hereby notices your address that this account is to be closed as of the close of business no later than February 9, 2007. Should you require contact for confirmation purposes please contact me, Lorna J. Cole @ freetobegreek@yahoo.com. Further more, should this account be left open or an attempt to be reopened notice to the address for contact is to be notified as the contact referenced is the natural and legal mother of the originator of this account. Thank you for registering for the user name 'shutthefuckup123' on the Gendou.com Forum! Sorry, I only count nine hundred eighty four apologies. Some people take things too seriously!Please give me 16 more apologies, then i will "recontinue" your account. Hi, I'm terribly sorry b'coz of the flooding errors done by me. This is becoause if the LAN network gone spoiled and affected my PC to do some downloading on your page. Hope that the Gendou administration can recontinue my account on your page. And again, thousand of apologies... You have been banned! Wow you both need to relax! Later on, i got this little gem from her sister the Lawyer (they have those in Romania?!). I did not reply, nor did I even read the entire thing. XD The funny thing is, its the middle of the night and she starts off with good morning.The account xyzmari2001 will automatically be unbanned in a little over a week. So just wait patiently until them. Whoever is NOT the owner of xyzmari2001, make a new account with your OWN UNIQUE PASSWORD. Kthxbye. On Feb 8, 2007, at 4:07 AM, Maria X wrote: Dear mr. Admin, On Feb 7, 2007, at 11:20 PM, Maria X wrote: Please!!! I do know all my sister's passwords, including her mail accounts, mess accounts and so on! I am making most of her accounts! Good Morning! My younger sister came yesterday to my office to tell me about the problem. I am deeply ashamed for what happened, and in fact this is not the first time I have this kind of problems. We are indeed two sisters, but, of course, I have never made an account on your site, because I am not very much into this anime thing. Of course, I do like Japanese music, but I cannot afford to lose much time on this, since I have just started to work as lawyer (and as you may know the program in a law firm is really exhausting). My sister’s name is in fact Laura Maria and she has been diagnosed with a very severe form of paranoia. She never uses her own information on Internet, she thinks she is spied all the time and even if she is not much younger than me (only four years) she has the same mind as a 13 years old child. She always changes her accounts from time to time because she has the impression that she might be detected and killed and all this stuff. She has been in hospital for 3 times until now and the diagnosis was the same. She cannot go to school because she can make a panic crisis at any moment; she is currently staying with me or with my parents I am deeply sorry I have to tell you all this family stuff; I hope you will not ask me to scan our papers in order to prove-especially since they are in Romanian language. Of course, if you will insist on this matter, I can do it, but I hope that a link on the Romanian Bar site, proving that I really am who I am saying it will be enough. In those conditions, I have to ask you to excuse her fault and to let her make another account. I really hope the problem will not repeat, even if she has more than 20 mail addresses, and various accounts on all anime sites/forums/etc. However, she is deeply troubled since this happened and as you might guess, I do not like to see her like that. Below are some of my details, including the firm name, the phone numbers and a link to the Romanian Bar site. I hope it can be used directly (http://www.baroul-bucuresti.ro/q_av_ro.asp), in case it cannot be, you can also type: www.baroul-bucuresti.ro, then enter on “Tabloul avocatiolor†(meaning “The Lawyers Tableâ€) and to choose the first link, namely “Tabloul avocatilor cu drept de exercitare a profesiei†(Table of lawyers entitled to exercise their profession). Then you just have to type my first name, Badea and you can see I am lawyer since 1 November 2006 and I am working at this Romanian law firm. I also mention that the computer you had banned is mine (and I can prove this!) and that you had also banned my IP from work (also very easy to prove) when she tried to enter on her gendou account from here, which I do find abusive, especially since she had a very hard time believing that you had “detected her†even if she was not using her own name. I hope you can understand my position and that you will reconsider your decision. If you want to talk to me for any further information – you can also call me on the numbers specified below, or give me a phone number where I can call. You can check the contact details of the firm looking on its site (http://www.ciurtin-brasoveanu.ro/). As far as I know the site should be in English. Hope this can be solved as soon as possible and I am waiting for your replay. Thank you for understanding. Regards, Cecilia Badea
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on 2007-02-09 04:48:01 |
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wow~! Too serious they are...
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on 2007-02-09 05:42:12 |
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they really need to cut themselves some slack...especially the lawyer part O_o |
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on 2007-02-09 11:21:10 (edited 2007-02-09 11:24:58)
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"that's special" lol, I must admit it does warm my heart to see an automated e-mail sent to me.XD He probably meant that sarcastically though. That girl's e-mail is probably the craziest thing I have seen so far. Just what are these people thinking when they send these e-mails? |
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on 2007-02-09 11:26:12 |
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I consider that an indirect threat to Gendou basically saying, "If you don't un-ban me, I'll sue you." "That's special" either this person doesn't care, or just plain hilarious. XD |
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on 2007-02-09 11:29:11 |
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If that was meant to be an indirect threat of some kind then that woman must not be a very good lawyer. Either that or things are different in Romania. |
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on 2007-02-09 12:07:30 (edited 2007-02-09 12:23:55)
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Here's another follow up on the "please delete my daughter's account" person: i'm glad to hear the person who created the account "shutthefuckup123" no longer has access to my website. good riddance to such a foul-mouthed person! sorry, what law did i break? being rude in an email? yeah, like the FCC has time to waste on that. you're being rude, demanding, and over reacting to a simple technical problem that you could have easily solved yourself. i won't defend my education because its none of your damn business. i'm calling your bluff right now. crawl back under your rock, troll. Thank you for your reply, EDIT: I found it funny how she used the word "concise" to describe this sentence: "notice to the address for contact is to be notified as the contact referenced is the natural and legal mother of the originator of this account." -- i don't even know what that means! it might mean "let me know, i'm her mom."?
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on 2007-02-09 12:37:12 (edited 2007-02-09 12:57:08)
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@Gendou- I find it funny that with all her talk of education, she failed to spell education correctly. Also, yes, that sentence she came up with means that she is the legal guardian/mother. This just seems so pointless. It's an online forum, place for anime music, it's not life or death. Also "she has been diagnosed with a very severe form of paranoia" "She cannot go to school because she can make a panic crisis at any moment" She says the girl can't even go to school because of this, yet she's letting her go on the internet? Is it just me or does anyone else see how foolish this is? She has paranoia, with that kind of condition the internet is the last place you would want her to go. |
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on 2007-02-09 13:08:24 (edited 2007-02-09 13:40:05)
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@Jon Maybe that girl likes internet. And she is tired looking after her all the time, so why not letting her use internet, and she would get some rest too.. Who am I to reason such things ^^' @Gendou How much email you actually get daily? I mean, there must be much worse messages than these, crap, I should say.   |
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i get about 15-25 emails a day from users. most of them are in response to a ban. i'm going to call the crazy lady in that last one i posted, i was able to find the phone number of her law office in alaska. i will let you know how that goes.
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