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Dane Cook!!
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on 2007-06-11 19:08:19 |
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Has anybody on here listened to some of Dane Cook's comedy routines? If you have, what are your favourite ones? I just want to know here, because he is my favourite comedian, and a lot of people I know have never heard of him.  |
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by Blind-Kitsune
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I have heard all of Dane Cook's Retaliation. I loved it especially the story about the time he cut someone in line.  |
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on 2007-06-11 19:34:10 |
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Hahaha, I've never heard that one. Do you know what it is called? My faves are : Koolaid Man (aka Hopped Up on the Q) My Son Optimus Prime Heist Monkey Monopoly Dream House Crappy Jobs Horror Movies Struck By A Vehicle Public Restrooms Harmful If Swallowed |
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by Blind-Kitsune
on 2007-06-11 19:39:56 |
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Its called Retaliation look it up on YouTube its really funny |
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on 2007-06-11 20:45:35 |
I've only seen one. And it's my fave so far,the Kool-Aid Man act.  |
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the Kool-aid one is great. The one about Burger King is also pretty funny. 
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on 2008-01-22 04:42:52 |
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my favs for Dane Cook are: Public Restrooms Heist Monkey Cheating (as seen on Shorties Watchin Shorties) The Guy at Work Struck by a Vehicle and finally, KOOL-AID MAN!!! 
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on 2008-06-11 12:54:45 (edited 2008-06-11 12:56:37)
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I didn't know there's a Dane Cook thread here!  My Son Optimus Prime is the best one.  Laughed my ass off. Also the one about a weird employee (sorry, I am not sure the title though) and about the police who mistakenly shot a person's hand cuz that person was holding a gun, which it wasn't... that poor guy was eating a pear  The Kool-Aid is really creepy though~ poor young Dane, so confused at kids sucking out the blood of the animated jug... |
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on 2008-06-11 13:07:23 |
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kyahahaha yay dane cook! i love all his routines, hes uber funny! the guy at work, kool-aid man and burger kind are really good, but i couldnt name all the ones i like, it would take forever! oh, and my friend told me to put in one of her fave lines: "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW DOOR KICKER?! I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" xD  |
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on 2008-06-11 13:13:07 (edited 2008-06-11 13:14:24)
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One of the sketches: This guy has a friend who is so optimistic at everything--- he always smile. (Back to)The guy suffered from terrible burns, especially his face. He moped that he could never get a job. His friend said: Why not try working as a toll booth? *hysterical audience laughter* === Some Youtube user insert that into clips of Mello and Near. Strangely fits well. |
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on 2008-06-11 14:35:07 (edited 2008-06-11 14:35:37)
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Kool-aid man. ;x It's his only good one. X3 Everything else sounds exactly the same. XD And all start off the same way... (I.E. "Do your remember...?" "You know...") Don't get me wrong, he's a funny guy. x3 |
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on 2008-06-11 17:10:41 |
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Rechii.. you know the answer to this one. xD Fave: "and a lint ball, just a ball of lint.. can turn into a.. uhh.. cluster**** an entire cluster**** and that's not a candy bar. No, chocolaty cluster****'s don't exist. Full of peanuts and ****. Nugget-y ****. What?... alright..." Gawd I love that.   |
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on 2008-06-12 05:42:36 |
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Another brilliant stuff from Dane Cook: YEAH TOAST~!!! Clip: Light Yagami gone nuts (xD) That song really pwns! |
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by zparticus27
on 2008-06-12 05:56:35
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he's awesome i love the "my son optimus prime" and "the Movies" sketch and the B and E thing hahaha |
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on 2008-07-09 10:34:09 |
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I just have three complete albums via torrent. The latest of Dane's album is called "Rough Around the Edges." This album was live at Madison Square Garden. One of my favs in this album is the War Flute and 15 Cents.
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