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Whats the funniest thing youve ever heard or seen? My friend sid the letter eight earlier and I had a quick laugh over it...  |
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by H e l l o Disease
on 2005-09-04 00:06:07
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O god... This is tough XD. The level of stupidity when me and my friends are together is just... Frightening... Since I'm bored I shall make a list of some of the more patheticly amusing things that we've done over the years. One of the more recent things... Over the summer we had to go to band camp, right? And my entire section... Well we're insane and proud of that fact. So anyways. We're all sitting in the back of the drama room, trying to avoid doing any ACTUAL work. So this random person, named Ryan took off and... found a ptichfork. A real freaking pitchfork. So we're joking around and we told Will, our section leader that he should take it outside and march around with it and see if the staff gets mad. So the sad thing is Will actually takes the pitchfork outside. We claimed he "brought it from home" and that it's "Our learning stick" So anyways for the end of band camp each section had to come up with a minute long routine to "show off everything we learned" and to "Impress our parents and stuff" The winning section got to go to bowling that night for free... Our section said "screw it" and we decided to do something totally insane and make complete and total asses out of our selves. So for our show everyone put on blue war paint and we started off all nice. SO then Will charges through our section with the pitchfork screaming "ARE YOU READY FOR A WAR" and we all took off after him in an angry mob screaming. We marched around for a bit... and then we ended the thing by doing our section dance, which is the "Pelvic Thrust" Our parents were more or less horrified... Now this is where things get interesting. We marched back over to everyone else and Justin, a random person in our section, took the pitchfork. And everyone's all like "Justin, don't throw the f-cking pitchfork." So what does Justin do? He throws the damned pitchfork. Impails himself in the foot with the damned thing and then we have to call 911. and it was just a GREAT way to end off band camp. now at the time it was horrifying. But now it's just hillarious. We're NEVER going to let Justin off the hook for THAT one. Now for another HAPPY story... Me and my friend Jackie took her go-carts out into a deserted parking lot and were riding around and such... Now im VERY unreliable... So Jackie decides it'd be a great idea to stick me in the go-cart that has defective breaks. So I'm riding around all nice and happy and all of a sudden the warning light starts blinking and this alarm goes off. So I freak and slam on the breaks... And they don't work... SO I fumble for the kill switch to turn the damned thing off... But I wasnt paying attention to where I was going... So I end up ramping over a parking curb and flew for a bit... But the good news is the cart turned off. *thumbs up* And another story... Me n Jackie were hanging out over at our old elementary school... And there's this fenced off area with a tire swing and such and I decided that I want to go play on the tire swing. So I climb to the top of the fence, and im sitting there for a few minutes... And I wasn't really paying attention to the fact that the back of my shorts were wedged on the back of the fence. So I jump off... And my shorts get snagged, and rip off... Leaving me hanging from the fence, my underwear exposed to all... Then Jackie had to pry me off of the fence... No way to make a living; Masochism; Pain; Perfection; Muscle Spasms; Chiropractors; Short Carrers Eating Disorders! |
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Re: Funny stuff
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Wow thats "Freakn sweet" |