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Inspiring & Funny self made Quotes??
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on 2007-03-12 23:07:50 |
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Post your self made qoutes here i like funny inspiring quotes like this one "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film..." - i ddnt made this qoute its just that its funny ahahah XD post your self made quotes here maybe you could help some people with your self made quotes  |
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by zparticus27
on 2007-03-12 23:14:11
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well self made quote huh... "i dont regret the things that i have done, its the things that i have not done is what i regret the most" nah its not funny...or ispirational!hahahah |
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on 2007-03-13 09:01:21 |
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Heh... I got tons of these... All inspirational... Well.. At least its serious... These are all the ones i can remember offhand, coz i've recently used em in my msn... For the love sick... I used this recently on V-Day.. lol "If humans only have one heart... Then why does mine feel so lonely..." Serious here... "If you have no sense of responsibility to your family, then you dont deserve the sense of living your life... Yes, you owe them that much..." (Once when i was mad at my dad... I really said this out loud... -_-) "Someone who just pays the bills, and sleeps; NOT ONCE showing/saying that he cares... Thats not someone i can call a FATHER, thats someone i call a SPONSOR..." Yes... I noticed i was abit harsh on the last one... But anyway... continuing... MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE!!! Inspirational... One i made myself for my own manga... "Within the depths of the human soul; lies the hidden strength of the human spirit..." COOL isnt it?! lol... Well thats all i can think for now, maybe i'll post more if i see people asking me for some more... XD  Claimed |
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I enjoy the one in my siggy ("When in doubt, flip a coin.") I have more, can't recall any atm though.
The next witty thing I think of and remember will likely end up here.
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The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
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on 2007-03-26 21:03:54 |
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I am not a patient man because it takes patience to be patience. If everything is possible, then is "everything is impossible" possible? The only land a man really needs is about 2 feet by 6 feet.  |
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Okay, is this philosophy in an ironic way~? :3 well, I have one... "There is no such thing as nothing because it actually means something" wait, that's not right tebayo~ @_@  |
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I was talking to my friend a while back and this one just sort came out: "Don't be smart, you won't fit in."
Don't be smart, you won't fit in.
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by
 
on 2007-03-27 05:59:14 |
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"this world is full of hate and corruption...but don't worry. we are the one's who will take over! mwahahahaha!" (laughs maniacally) "commitment, attitude and discipline...these are the keys to success!" "hell in this earth is only a mere interpretation of human thoughts and emotions. the hell that awaits you cannot be measured by any human experience." (not so inspiring!)  |
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on 2007-03-27 08:03:48 |
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I like the last quote. Here is one: Reality is such that, when you close your eyes, it doesn't go away. |
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by
 
on 2007-03-27 09:38:12 |
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I modified this one a bit (it may sound a tad bit familiar) "If knowing is half the battle...I'm screwed" Thats all I've got....for now :P   |
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on 2007-03-27 11:31:00 |
" You wanna fight? Fine...but kill da butt next to meh first..."  |
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on 2007-03-27 11:34:25 |
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"Never post any chats regarding Rapage... They will come back to haunt you..." *mostly to Dark there.. XD* Claimed |
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on 2007-06-21 16:11:35 |
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Here's a couple: --- "Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free!" "Keep talking. Someday, you'll say something intelligent." "It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying." "Smile... it confuses people." "You laugh because I'm crazy. I laugh because you're stupid." "I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?" --- And I have PLENTY more in my arsenal. Beware. I was a person back then. I could smile and laugh and... feel. All the colors... all the hurt... all the laughing... it all went away. All of them. They used words like brain damage... and cerebral trauma. But even then I understood. I was safe... safe from the bad thing. |
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by
 
on 2007-06-21 16:15:47 |
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This is all you need to know: "I could care less." rofl. 
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on 2007-06-21 16:22:34 |
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My friend told me this one: "If they tell you to expect the unexpected, then doesn't that mean that the unexpected is the expected?" kinda off, but anyways I asked my friend once: "How's life?" She answered: "Life sucks..." I answered in my own quote(I think): "Life doesn't suck, it's always good. It's just how you make use of it." so yeah. |
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Here's mine: "If my family abused me because they loved me so much, I should have them arrested for incest." |
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by
 
on 2007-07-06 22:51:47 |
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Here's one of my favourites~~ 8D "Knowledge is Power, Power is Corrupt, Corruption's a crime, so if you keep on reading, you'll go broke." It's not mine, tho. XDXD *shotshotshot*
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For war never chooses it's participants and it doesn't care about it's victims... To protect is to kill and to suffer is to survive. And hence, I do both. But at the same time, I do nothing. [A gamer, cheerleader, cosplayer and wannabe singer.] Interested in joining me for a Vocaloid song chorus? PM me! =3
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on 2007-07-06 23:19:07 (edited 2007-07-06 23:21:13)
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ROFL hime 197...that is hilarious! though not a very good senario. O.O I have alot of them...sort of like short poems & maxims...over 10 pages XP...some of them are aimed at society and politics though so... "Lesson's taught, make battles lost, worth being fought." "It is earier to say what you mean when, no one is mean, it lacks meaning, or your face is unseen." "Losing what you never had isn't as simple as it seems, no one's content without their dreams." "It all clicks, but it never sticks." "Realizations come and play, tip toe through but never stay." "People don't see, their eyes are open but their minds are asleep." "Money is the object, but what is the object of money?" "Opportunity always comes at the most inopportune times." "It's the anticipation that garentees the gratification that we seek." Pavlov- "If there's no sign then we don't stop, conditioning is all we've got." |
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on 2007-07-06 23:21:08 |
Dont live for the sake of living, live to make the best of living  
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